yep.Reblog if you miss The O.C.!
“Twas the night before New Years, and the weather grew mean. Twas three in the morning and I was stranded in Queens! The tavern grew empty, the gas-lights grew dim. The horse drawn carriages were all but snowed in! Last call was approaching and my fortunes looked bleak. Then I turned to my left, and stifled a shriek!
She had a peach-fuzz beard and weighed 16 stone. She gobbled-up hot wings and swallowed the bones. I muffled a scream and threw up in my mouth. I asked ”Where do you live?”, and she said ”One block south.” I swallowed my pride and six shots of whiskey. I prayed to the Gods that she wasn’t too frisky.
Back in her cave she prepared us a snack. ‘Neath her mighty hooves the floorboards did crack! But when she returned she found a sound sleeper. And thus she became the Sexless Innkeeper.” Barneys poem about the “Sexless Innkeeper” from HIMYM - hilarious!
She had a peach-fuzz beard and weighed 16 stone. She gobbled-up hot wings and swallowed the bones. I muffled a scream and threw up in my mouth. I asked ”Where do you live?”, and she said ”One block south.” I swallowed my pride and six shots of whiskey. I prayed to the Gods that she wasn’t too frisky.
Back in her cave she prepared us a snack. ‘Neath her mighty hooves the floorboards did crack! But when she returned she found a sound sleeper. And thus she became the Sexless Innkeeper.” Barneys poem about the “Sexless Innkeeper” from HIMYM - hilarious!
just act a little up.
a fellow student takes his little macbookie out of his little pocketie while he said owning a macbook pro as a student is just for acting up on the campus, thats why he uses this smallie.
Excuse me. You’re wearing a chemise with high-class shoes you normally wear combined with a suit on your first day at university. fool.
spending saturday in the city with my family - still feels pretty much like home :)
How Clouds Work
A weird illustration for the upcoming graphic novel anthology “This Will Explain Everything” to be published by the Scotland-based Forest Publishing very soon.
For a bigger view click here.
![“Le’ts build a Task-Force to solve our manufacturing issues!”
[and everyone was like: yeaahh!]](http://17.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kretytVBtc1qzthdeo1_500.jpg)
“Le’ts build a Task-Force to solve our manufacturing issues!”
[and everyone was like: yeaahh!]
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